As many of you know, Phil was in an automobile accident. He is out of the hospital, but unfortunately suffered severe head trama. The doctors think he will be OK, and strongly recommend that he resume a normal routine. Thanks for your support - Sam Sausage

Another heartwarming holiday outing. A little girl learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving, while Pat Robertson continues to spread the word of God.

Clinically Depressed and Thrice-divorced, always in danger of losing my job...but I'm still filled with nothing but LOVE for humanity and my fellow earthlings. Hotline: 206-339-PHIL